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Hey there! You’re looking good. Been working out maybe? New hair style? Well, I don’t know what’s different about you but, whatever you’re doing, keep it up! You know, I haven’t said this much before (and I really should) but… you’ve got this real charismatic quality, you know? Almost an aura. Like (insert name of […]Read more "My First Ever Award Eligibility Post!!! (Don’t look at me like that…)"
I’ve got three weeks off of work. From a writer perspective this means I’ve three weeks of having a super-rich spouse who supports my aspirations financially. Except I don’t have to emotionally and sexually support *them* because they don’t exist. Best of both worlds. I’m living Melania Trump’s dream life right now and I have […]Read more "Carpe Threeweekum"
Guy wanted to pay for room with cash, offered driving license as ID. Wasn’t his face in the photo. I pointed this out and we was all “It was from years ago, faces change”. I was like “This man looks decades older than you, sir. Are you from Gallifrey?” He left. Not in a TARDIS.Read more "Hotel, Friday Night"
‘You can’t beat a biscuit’ as JRR Tolkien once opined. Indeed, it was the first line of The Silmarillion until Tolkien’s editors got all sniffy. And, oh boy, it’s hard to disagree (unless you’re diabetic). We love biscuits, we love boxes of biscuits and we love box sets of Game Of Thrones. But what’s your […]Read more "Which Game Of Thrones House Are You (Based On Your Favourite Old School Biscuit)?"