Only just discovered that if I hold my autoclock wand (the thingy I use to prove I’ve walked around the hotel where I work) like this it makes a convincing gun from a 70’s BBC sci-fi drama. My hourly corridor checks have just got AWESOME!!!

UPDATE: Facebook chum Dan Gilbert has created this simulation of my typical Saturday night shift:

If anyone wants to stay at my hotel for a laser duel in the ‘death labyrinth’ let me know. Book early to avoid disappointment.