Things aren’t going the way I want them. I can understand why Scotland wants out of the UK now Brexit’s happening but I don’t want Scotland to leave the UK. I don’t want the UK to leave Europe and I want Europe to be consciously thinking about forming a union with every democratic nation on Earth with a view to combatting climate change, giving every human a decent standard of life and spreading throughout our solar system if that’s at all possible. The car’s in reverse and if we’re not careful we’ll end up illustrating our regrets on the walls of our caves.